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ahoyroo:

mommamorton:

Are any of you other mommies already daydreaming about Halloween costumes this year? ‘Cause I am!

yep

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grand-prize:

I’m sick. My nose is stuffy, my voice is nasally, I have a slight cough, a mild sore throat, and my nose area hurts. Bummer. 

gamefreaksnz:

Asking the important things…

One day, this lady came into the bank and tried to write herself a check from her own account for $100,000. She had $18 in her account and she couldn’t understand the problem. If only it was that easy. She was a little loopy.

I’m so jealous of all the ladies who say their ribs got a relief when the baby dropped. My child is so far in my pelvic area that the doctors are not able to get precise measurements and his feet and legs are still in my rib cage. I don’t breathe better and I just have much more pressure and pain in my vagoo. I think my son is going to be a big guy.

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I am so ready to have this child. I always thought it was weird when people talked about trying to bring on labor but I am so there. I am ready to meet him and I am so over false labor.

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thcbodycleanse:

this is like when you’re sitting with someone that you really like then you like touch knees or something and all of a sudden you feel all this energy going through both of you through this one point of contact

this gif is kinda like that

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sassyfitbelle:

If you didn’t sing that in your head, you’re lying.

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